Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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knock knock go away ok

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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