1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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That didn't hurt.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Women's rights

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democracy

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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