- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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