Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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