- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

No it isn't.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

women's rights

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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