Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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