Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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whos gay? you are

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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your mom

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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A jew went to Germany.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Good.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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