- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Hippopatomous!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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