verry nice how mUCH?

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Knock knock Come In.......

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Kah-________-

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

How old is victor? Old

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