What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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