Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Poop

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