Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Woman's rights.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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