When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How much did the Holla Cost?

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

A British man walks into a dental office.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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