- Anti Joke

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Knock knock What

Do you need any assistance?

Why? Because!

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.