What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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