What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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the real mccoy

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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