How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Womens Rights.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Vagina-Boob

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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