What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Knock knock What

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Ha

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Jake Bowar

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Woman's rights.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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