Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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who eats pencils asians

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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maddie latino

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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monkey sponge

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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