What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

A jew went to Germany.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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