A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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asian drivers.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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alert("The Game");//

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Matty B

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Womens Rights.

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