There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Whats 0+0 0

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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