Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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your a towel.

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i eat poop

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Women's Rights

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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9/11/2001

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nine...eleven

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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brett is a dick

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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