Women's rights.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Good.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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