What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What is next?

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

your a towel.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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