3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Your social life

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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ps3

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What is a question?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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