A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Your social life

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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ps3

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Anti Joke

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