chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

How do magnets work?

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Women's rights.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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