- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

YOLO

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

cory is gay

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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