Justin Bieber

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Compton

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

don't look behind you

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

whats better than 24................. 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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