- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Your mother

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Justin Bieber

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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