You smell bad? Cool.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Ben Colbert is gay

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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YOU IS DUM

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Women's football

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