Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Chuck Norris.

Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Rebecca Black

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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