Chuck Norris.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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