How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Gestapo.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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