what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How do u shit With ur ass

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Frown is a four letter word.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Du bist mein Kampf

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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