Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

thumb_up thumb_down +27

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

thumb_up thumb_down +25

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

thumb_up thumb_down +23

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops