what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

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