Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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This is my joke. funny

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Once upon a time.

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Hummer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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