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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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