- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I have no ideas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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