Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Poop

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Flab

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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