What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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