Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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