What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Tennesse

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Steve Jobs.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

women leaving the kitchen

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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