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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Period Blood

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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this is a joke

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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