Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Bumsniffer

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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9/11/2001

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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