What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Women's Rights

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What is worse

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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