knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Womens rights

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

cms.......?????

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

suck my dick.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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