How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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