- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Women's rights.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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