How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Womens' rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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