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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

World Peace

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Left. That one direction...

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Anne Frank.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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