I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Hey, Max!!

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Knock Knock Come in

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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