Anne Frank.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Left. That one direction...

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Tennesse

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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