what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Amputations.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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