what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Amputations.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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