How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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