Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Small titties.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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