- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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