whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Nathan Gooderson.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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