how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Avery has crabs.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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