What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Microsoft Windows

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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cms.......?????

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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