What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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