How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Barack Obama

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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