An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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