- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnson stops eating

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Your mom

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock knock Come in!

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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