Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Is this a chair?

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A Banana wrote this...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Anti Joke

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