whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Is this a chair?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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