Sex. That is all.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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