What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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