Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Hellen Keller

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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