What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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