- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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