- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

women playing football?

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

minecraft

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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