Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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BWAT

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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The Holocaust

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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