Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Woman's rights

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Rock mattress.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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