A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...