A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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