Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Sex. That is all.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Rock mattress.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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